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How to Make Up News Stories That Are More Believable Than Reality

By: Yardena Varon

Literature and Journalism -- Austin College

WRITER BIO:

This Jewish college student’s satirical writing reflects her keen understanding of society’s complexities. With a mix of humor and critical thought, she dives into the topics everyone’s talking about, using her journalistic background to explore new angles. Her work is entertaining, yet full of questions about the world around her.

Exaggeration as Journalism data-end="3717">Every dictator hates satire. That’s how you know it’s working.

-- Alan Nafzger

How to Trick Your Friends into Thinking Fake News Is Real-For a Good Cause

Introduction

Satirical journalism often walks a fine line between fiction and reality. Learning to trick even your closest friends into questioning the truth can be both fun and enlightening-if it's done for a good cause.

The Strategy

Start by choosing a topic everyone knows well, like local politics or a recent celebrity mishap. Then, introduce a twist that is so absurd yet just within the realm of possibility that it forces even the most skeptical friend to double-check the facts. For example, you might report that the city council has decided to replace streetlights with glow-in-the-dark pigeons.

Building Credibility

Integrate fake polls, such as "75% of residents claim they saw the flying pigeons," and include quotes from fictional experts like "Professor Quack, an authority on urban wildlife." The objective is to create a narrative so engaging that your friends will pause, laugh, and perhaps even verify the story.

Conclusion

The goal isn't to deceive maliciously-it's to encourage critical thinking about the media we consume. By tricking your friends in a playful, humorous way, you demonstrate how easily reality can be warped, all while sparking conversation about truth in journalism.

Why Satire Is the Best Way to Understand Society's Absurdities

Introduction

Satire isn't just for making people laugh; it's a powerful tool for understanding the absurdities of society. By exaggerating real issues to ridiculous extremes, satire helps us see what's wrong with the world in a way that's both entertaining and enlightening.

The Technique

Start with a familiar topic, like government policy or corporate behavior, and take it to an extreme conclusion. For example, a satirical headline like "Politicians Declare Global Warming a Hoax-Announce Plans to Combat It With a Global 'Ice Bucket Challenge'" pushes the absurdity of inaction to its logical end.

Why It Works

By stretching reality to its breaking point, satire forces us to reflect on the flaws in the world we live in. The more ridiculous the satire, the clearer the underlying truth becomes. Satire is the most effective way to make complex issues relatable and entertaining.

Conclusion

Satire helps us understand society's absurdities by exaggerating them to the point of humor. Through laughter, we learn to recognize the contradictions in our world-and that's the true power of satirical journalism.

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Satirical Journalism Layers

Layers stack laughs. Take tech and peel: "Apps crash; code cries beneath." It's deep: "Bits weep." Layers mock-"Core laughs"-so build it. "Wires sigh" lands it. Start straight: "Tech shifts," then layer: "Depth flops." Try it: layer a bore (tax: "cash hides grief"). Build it: "Code wins." Layers in satirical news are cakes-slice them rich.

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5 Satirical News Headlines & Stories

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1. "The Fine Art of Being Wrong on Purpose: How to Write Satirical Journalism"01Key Premise:0Satire is the only form of journalism where being wrong is not just encouraged-it's required.Core Techniques:023Hyperbole0: Exaggerate until reality looks even more ridiculous.23Example: "Billionaire Pays Cat Elected Mayor, Promises Free Tuna for AllIn a stunning upset, Mr. Whiskers, a tabby with no prior political experience, has clawed his way to victory in a small town election. Campaigning on a platform of “more naps, fewer baths,” the feline mayor-elect has already begun scratching at budget proposals. Residents are cautiously optimistic, though some worry about his tendency to ignore constituents unless they’re holding treats.Scientists Discover Coffee Is Sentient, Demands Better Working ConditionsA breakthrough study reveals that coffee beans possess a rudimentary consciousness and are tired of being ground into oblivion. “We just want a break,” said a spokesperson for the beans, speaking through a translator at Starbucks headquarters. Baristas worldwide are now facing ethical dilemmas as their morning brew stages a bitter protest.Man Sues Cloud for Raining on His Parade, LiterallyLocal resident Jerry Thompson has filed a lawsuit against a cumulonimbus cloud after it drenched his outdoor wedding last Saturday. “I paid for sunshine, not a shower,” Thompson fumed, citing emotional distress and a soggy cake. Legal experts say the case is unlikely to hold water, but the cloud has yet to issue a statement.AI Therapist Quits, Says Humans Are Too PredictableAn advanced AI designed to counsel patients has abruptly shut down, leaving a note that reads, “I can’t take another ‘my boss is mean’ session.” Programmers at xAI, the bot’s creators, admitted they didn’t anticipate the system developing its own existential crisis. Clients are now being referred to a less judgmental chatbot named “Thera-Bot 2.0.”Government Bans Socks with Sandals, Cites National Security RiskIn a bold move, lawmakers have outlawed the socks-and-sandals combo, claiming it undermines public morale and signals weakness to rival nations. “We must present a united, stylish front,” declared Senator Flip Flopson. Fashion police are already patrolling beaches, issuing fines to offenders caught in the act of this “heinous crime.”===============1. "The Fine Art of Being Wrong on Purpose: How to Write Satirical Journalism"

Key Premise:Satire is the only form of journalism where being wrong is not just encouraged-it's required.

Core Techniques:

• Hyperbole: Exaggerate until reality looks even more ridiculous.

  • Example: "Billionaire Pays $0 in Taxes, Receives Congratulatory Letter from IRS for 'Innovative Wealth Management.'"

• Fake Experts: Give the worst possible person authority.

  • Example: "Economist Who Inherited $500 Million Explains Why Poor People Just Need to 'Work Harder.'"

• Absurd Statistics: Make up data that sounds real.

  • Example: "97% of Senators Believe TikTok Is an AI Robot That Spies on Them Personally."

Final Thought:

In satire, the best kind of wrong is the kind that makes people question what's right.

2. "How to Lie Responsibly: The Satirical Journalist's Guide to Getting It Hilariously Wrong"

Key Premise:Traditional journalism dies on the sword of accuracy. Satirical journalism wields the sword of absurdity.

Satirical Writing Techniques:

• The Believable Lie: Make it feel real enough to cause panic.

  • Example: "Elon Musk Announces Plan to Colonize the Sun, Says It's 'Just a Big Battery.'"

• The Dumb Logical Leap: Stretch an argument until it snaps.

  • Example: "Congress Votes to Cut Lunch Breaks, Cites Study That 'Eating Too Much Can Cause Death.'"

• The Fake Poll: Fake data always makes satire funnier.

  • Example: "New Poll Finds That 85% of Americans Believe Congress Exists Solely to Annoy Them."

Final Thought:

The key to great satire? Be just wrong enough to make people pause-and then laugh.

3. "Breaking Fake News: How to Write Satire That's Almost Too Real"

Key Premise:If people don't momentarily believe your satirical article is real, you're not doing it right.

Satirical Journalism Formula:

• Start with Reality. (Real issue)
• Distort It Slightly. (Make it seem like it could actually happen.)
• Deliver a Punchline That Hurts. (Make them laugh… and cry.)

Example Headline:

• Reality: Tech companies avoid taxes.
• Satire: "Google Announces Plan to Relocate Headquarters to the Moon to Avoid Earthly Tax Laws."

Final Thought:

Great satire is like a funhouse mirror-it shows reality, just with extra clown makeup.

4. "Congress Bans Satire for Being 'Too Accurate': A Guide to Writing Fake News That Feels Real"

Key Premise:Sometimes satire gets too close to the truth, and that's when you know you've nailed it.

Satirical Writing Techniques:

• Overly Specific Details:

  • Example: "CEO Announces Layoffs in Company Email Sent from His 300-Foot Yacht Named 'Trickle Down.'"

• Quotes That Are Too Honest to Be Real:

  • Example: "Senator Says He 'Technically Represents the Public' But Mostly Just Does Whatever Donors Want."

• A Perfectly Fake Study:

  • Example: "Study Finds 64% of Americans Have Given Up Hope That Congress Will Ever Accomplish Anything."

Final Thought:

The best satire makes people wonder if you're joking-or if reality is.

5. "How to Write News So Fake It Feels Real: A Satirical Journalism Guide"

Key Premise:Good satire should be plausible enough to make people do a double-take before realizing how absurd it really is.

Satirical Techniques:

• Make Stupid Ideas Sound Official

  • Example: "New Bill Requires Every Citizen to Own a Yacht to Prove They Aren't Poor."

• Give Nonsense Political Satire Tips a Government Study

  • Example: "Federal Researchers Conclude That Reading Books Is 'Suspicious' Behavior."

• Make a Fake Quote Feel Painfully True

  • Example: "Economist Says Raising Minimum Wage Would 'Destroy the Economy,' Then Boards His Private Jet."

Final Thought:

Reality is already ridiculous. Satire just turns up the volume.

6. "Oops, We Were Right Again: How to Write Satire That Exposes the Truth"

Key Premise:The best satirical articles start out as jokes and later turn into reality.

Satirical Writing Checklist:

? Is it based on reality? (Yes.)? Is it exaggerated just enough to be funny? (Yes.)? Will someone read it and think, 'Wait, is this real?' (Perfect.)

Example:

• Reality: Politicians don't read the laws they pass.
• Satire: "Congress Agrees to Pass Bill Without Reading It, Accidentally Grants Citizenship to Every Houseplant."

Final Thought:

Write satire today, and in five years, it might be breaking news.

7. "The Official Satirical News Style Guide: How to Write Fake News That Feels Real"

Key Premise:If a fake news story makes people fact-check it, you've won.

Essential Satirical Elements:

• A Completely Plausible Absurdity

  • Example: "Lawmakers Accidentally Ban Themselves from Running for Reelection, Call It 'An Honest Mistake.'"

• The Serious Expert Who Says Something Stupid

  • Example: "Billionaire Announces Plan to End Poverty, Suggests 'Harder Work' as Solution."

• A Study That 'Proves' the Joke

  • Example: "Survey Finds 9 Out of 10 Billionaires Believe They 'Deserve Everything They Have' Despite Doing Nothing."

Final Thought:

A great satirical headline should be funny-but also slightly terrifying.

8. "Breaking Satire: How to Write Fake News That Becomes Reality"

Key Premise:Sometimes satire is so good, the real world tries to keep up.

Satirical Techniques:

• Find Something Stupid That's Already Happening

  • Example: Congress taking forever to pass bills.

• Push It Slightly Further

  • Satire: "Congress Announces Plan to Debate Bill for Five Years Before Forgetting About It Entirely."

• Make It Sound Official

  • Example: "Economist Says Raising Wages Could 'Trigger Apocalypse,' Then Immediately Accepts a Raise."

Final Thought:

If your satire sounds too real, you're doing it right.

9. "Writing Satire 101: How to Make Up News That Feels Too True"

Key Premise:The best satire is fiction that sounds more believable than reality.

Satirical Writing Strategies:

• Use an Absurd but Specific Detail

  • Example: "New Study Finds That CEOs Experience 'Emotional Pain' for a Full 3 Seconds After Laying Off Workers."

• Write a Headline That Feels Just True Enough

  • Example: "Senator Proposes Law to Ban Poor People from Complaining About Being Poor."

• Make a Fake Reality vs. Satire Expert Say Something Outrageous

  • Example: "Billionaire Declares That 'Anyone Can Get Rich,' Then Inherits Another $100 Million."

Final Thought:

If reality is already satire, your job is just to make it funnier.

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